In Memoriam: Amsah’s Sheik (2005-2015)

Amsah’s Sheik, age 10, died Sunday, the 11th of January, in Gothenburg after a gruesome battle with a well-known Swedish sniper. An audience numbering in the hundreds looked on in horror as soul-crushing downsmashes were followed up by earth-shattering fairs. For the first time in a decade, Amsah’s Sheik was 4-stocked in a tournament, on camera for all to see. As her dying gasps echoed through the venue, everyone present realized this was the end of an era. The culprit, Armada’s Peach, was extradited to the United States to face trial.

Amsah’s Sheik is survived by Amsah’s Fox. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to SmashNL.

Here are some statements by people who have known Amsah’s Sheik:

Lamest shit ever.
Who’s Amsah?
Even though it didn’t go so well at MLG, I always considered his Yoshi to be better.
Amsah’s Sheik took everything from me. I still sleep under a bridge.
This honestly doesn’t surprise me at all. I’ve been on the brink of defeating Amsah for the past decade or so.
Should have gone Fox from the start.
It’s probably for the best, I was getting tired of carrying Amsah in teams.


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